Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Better Living Through Chemistry

A semi-nude man wearing his underwear around his neck was arrested in Mesa Saturday night when he flashed a plastic bag filled with drugs in front of a police officer.
The suspect, identified as Edward Rodriguez, whose age was unavailable, later admitted to using the drugs, police said.
The incident began about 10:20 p.m. when neighbor called police to report a suspicious man hiding in a ditch behind a vacant home near Broadway Road and Mesa Drive, police said.
When an officer approached the man, he noticed he was shirtless and wearing women's pants with a hole in the crotch exposing his genitals. The man also was wearing his underwear around his neck, police said.
The officer also noticed numerous pornographic items around him.
When contacted by the officer, Rodriguez placed his hand in a drainage pipe and removed a plastic bag filled with a white powdery substance, which later tested positive for methamphetamine, police said. The man also showed the officer aluminum foil with a burnt section in the middle, a common way of smoking the drug.
Rodriguez was booked on possession of a dangerous drug and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Wow!!!  Meth use has so many great benefits, it's no wonder people get hooked!!  It's the breakfast of comedic champions!!!

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